Today marks the start of Thanksgiving Break for us schoolboys and girls, and on a personal front, it marks one of the best days I’ve had in a long time. Not only do I get a whole week off from school, I actually enjoyed the dreaded place for once.
The day began normal, I woke up, showered, and headed on over to the bus stop. Nothing unusual there, I repeated my same daily routine, saying hi to all of my friends before the bell and trying to work up the courage to ask out Kayla. Still no success. The beel rang at 7:00 AM as it does repetetively every single day, and so I slowly but surely made my way to first period, where it had been previously noted we’d have a substitue Wednesday, Thursday, and then again today.
Wednesday and Thursday they pwaned a hipster of on us and so instead of working on vehicles we watched them drift in Fast and The Furious. We finished the movie yesterday and so today was a general slack today. Our drunk teacher stumbled in late, and with no keys in plain sight, forced us to sit outside an extra ten minutes in the cold while he waited for a passing security guard to unlock the door.
Amidst numerous boos and hissing noises the drunk fellow managed to pass around a series of papers asking for our initials, and after asking who Bryan Baker was 23 times in a row, and getting the correct answer each time, he still hadn’t figured out who was who. He set us to work on the computers, but alas, no work was actually completed. Instead we found a working proxy and spent the majority of our time goofing off on MySpace. An hour into the class I was given a short lecture about how the Babe vs. Babe poll on ForgetFoo.com (I was actually looking for a different post, and had I found it I would’nt have been in any trouble at all) qualifies as porn and I should be ashamed of myself. He made it a point to shout “Shame on You!” at the top of his lungs while waving his sausage finger in my face for at least five minutes.
So now that my computer privelidges had been revoked I set out to play a gamae of human bowling; 1 rolling chair, three stationary chairs, one Kevin. As the seats flew across the room the pidgeon-toed old geezer decided he had had enough and wrote out a referral for both myself and Bryan, not like it would matter though, there is no school for a week ya know? To move on, the rest of the class ended uneventfully and I made my way to second, and then third, and then lunch and finally fourth period. Here’s where the fun starts.
There’s a long running joke in our fourth period about skate park bonfires, roasting marshmallows, and gay oral sex that you wouldn’t understand even if I recorded the original audio. To make matters worse Bryan trotted into class (where he didn’t belong) along side me sporting the tightest girl pants on the face of the planet, spurring all kinds of gay jokes. It was revealed that we’d also have a substitue in this class and so I took this opportunity to cut out after I was finished with my test.
Making my way to B-Lunch I spotted Kayla and she dragged me over to her usual table, plopping down right beside me, Bryan across from us, and a rather muscular homophobe next to him. As we all began talking it was revealed that I was whipped by Kayla even though we weren’t even going out, so using this opportunity to discuss our relationship I asked her out, and now, thank god, I have a wonderful new girlfriend. Could things get any better?
Well yes, they could. After walking Kayla to class I made my way over to Mr. Simon’s class room to join him and his students in a round of Guitar Hero 2. Yes, today truly was a great day.
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