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Late Night Skate

There’s nothing better than a late night skate session, and there’s nothing worse than rolling your ankle trying to fakie heelflip over a drainage ditch (cement pop to plywood land). Talk about pain.


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Making an Ass of Yourself 101

Just watch this video, then immitate. For the confused out there, this video of my good friend Kyle’s fat friend making himself look like a retard for a school video project.


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Backstabber

I’ve got a little bit of a confession to make, I’m a backstabber. I’ve done it in the past, and even more recently, I’ve been doing it for the past week. But I truly, honestly believe I’m in the correct position this time around. I’ve got two good friends, or at least I did until [...]


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Homosexuality

If I wasn’t totally opposed to it I migh have thought about going gay. That’s just how much girls annoy me. But don’t worry ladies, I’m not into the manbeef.


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Freshman Hell Week

Today is the big night, my school, Kathleen Senior High is playing Lakeland High School, one of the top High School Football teams in the country, in our season ending rivalry game. We haven’t won since 1994, but that really doesn’t matter. This week is all about showing spirit, and giving the Freshman the worst [...]


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